With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.

Quote by P J O Rourke

Topics: Achievement Quotes

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies,...

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies,...

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle...

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle...

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over...

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over...

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words...

I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item...

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my...

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

Not just in commerce but in the world of ideas too our age is putting...

Not just in commerce but in the world of ideas too our age is putting...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is...

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is...

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.