With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.

Quote by P J O Rourke

Topics: Achievement Quotes

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over...

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over...

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle...

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle...

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies,...

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies,...

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

I wrote the word debauchery, but when I re-read it, I thought I had written...

I wrote the word debauchery, but when I re-read it, I thought I had written...

Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no...

Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no...

I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of...

I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of...

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always...

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the...

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the...

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death....

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death....

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little...

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little...

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is...

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is...

I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.

I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.

She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the...

She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the...

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over...

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over...

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

The worst realities of our age are manufactured realities. It is therefore our task, as...

The worst realities of our age are manufactured realities. It is therefore our task, as...

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.