Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere

Quote by Gypsy Rose Lee

Topics: Prayer Quotes

This is my present, you know. My present from Mother.

This is my present, you know. My present from Mother.

Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it...

Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it...

I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little lower.

I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little lower.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.

I wrote it three times - with a Thesaurus.

I wrote it three times - with a Thesaurus.

She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.

She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.

I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.

I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.

God is love, but get it in writing.

God is love, but get it in writing.

Two prisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on the wall. The...

Two prisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on the wall. The...

It is true, I deny the incomprehensible Trinity, and the fable regarding the fall of...

It is true, I deny the incomprehensible Trinity, and the fable regarding the fall of...

Maintaining a celibate relationship is hard thats why standards must be set and God has...

Maintaining a celibate relationship is hard thats why standards must be set and God has...

God does not play dice.

God does not play dice.

God has neither form nor shape under which we can know Him; when he speaks...

God has neither form nor shape under which we can know Him; when he speaks...

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we...

It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we...

Perhaps God and the Devil danced hand in hand around every single electron.

Perhaps God and the Devil danced hand in hand around every single electron.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.

God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.

God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.

The impotence of God is infinite

The impotence of God is infinite