Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Quote by Fred Allen
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...
When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian...
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them...
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...