The only service I can offer some people is sarcasm.

Topics: Sarcasm Quotes, Sarcastic Life Quotes

When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.

Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.

What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which...

What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which...

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts,...

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts,...

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...

'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and...

'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and...

There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking...

There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking...

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition....

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition....

Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as...

Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as...

As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent.

As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty...

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty...

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.

What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.

Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.

Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.

Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.

Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't...

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't...

If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?

If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.