I can't wait until we make an eagle.

Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez

Topics: Golf Quotes

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.

If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

I hope people will remember that I shot 67 to come roaring back.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need...

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need...