Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

Quote by George Burns

Topics: Happiness Quotes

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart...

I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart...

A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as...

A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as...