Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Quote by George Burns
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...
Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides,...
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I...
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of...
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.