No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does
Quote by Christopher Morley
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...
Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...
We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up
New York, the nation's thyroid gland.
The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.
Act like you expect to get into the end zone.
Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She...
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...
Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...
Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...
If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.
It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...