No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

Quote by Christopher Morley

Topics: Genius Quotes

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.

Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.

People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to

People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to