Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.

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We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.