Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Quote by Allan Sherman

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I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and...

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and...

Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.

Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady...

I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady...

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably...

In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably...

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If...

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If...

Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because...

Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because...

I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my...

I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my...

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and...

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and...

Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of...

Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of...

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not...

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not...

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color...

They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color...

Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else...

Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else...

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love...

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love...

When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in...

When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in...

I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.

I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.