Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
Quote by Robert Orben
Topics:
Confused Love Quotes
Related Quotes
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...
A compliment is verbal sunshine
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
If you can laugh together, you can work together
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I...
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...
