Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Quote by Robert Orben

Topics: Confused Love Quotes

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

If you can laugh together, you can work together

If you can laugh together, you can work together

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...