Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
Quote by Robert Orben
Confused Love Quotes
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...
It is not well to make great changes in old age.
The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
The human spirit needs to accomplish, to achieve, to triumph to be happy.