There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how...

It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how...

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the...

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the...

The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.

The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be...

I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be...