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The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

And gain is gain, however small

And gain is gain, however small

If you count all your assets, you always show a profit

If you count all your assets, you always show a profit