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The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.