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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

When you approach a problem, strip yourself of preconceived opinions and prejudice, assemble and learn...

When you approach a problem, strip yourself of preconceived opinions and prejudice, assemble and learn...

You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs

You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs

Dont think too much. Youll create a problem that wasnt even there in the first...

Dont think too much. Youll create a problem that wasnt even there in the first...

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.