The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at…
Quote by Douglas Adams
If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a...
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bog-gglingly useful could have...
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with...
I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a...
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where...
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I...
There are some people you like immediately, some whom you think you might learn to...
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Time is bunk.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed...
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience...
If we wish to know the force of human genius, we should read Shakespeare. If...
He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked
...the image of the Lord had been replaced by a mirror.