The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at…
Quote by Douglas Adams
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Life is wasted on the living.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who...
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience...
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a...
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is...
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I...
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously...
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered...
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside,...
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with...
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The...
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.