Is there any problem that a bottle of wine and peanut butter can't solve?

Topics: Food Quotes, Relaxation Quotes

How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an...

How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an...

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own...

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own...

My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle...

My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle...

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Marxism has not only failed to promote human freedom, it has failed to produce food

Marxism has not only failed to promote human freedom, it has failed to produce food

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

Hiding your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family.

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never get the...

I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never get the...

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy,...

You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy,...

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Life is short, wear tropical shirts.

Life is short, wear tropical shirts.

I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as...

I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as...