When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Quote by Burt Reynolds

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.

You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.

You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.

The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson...

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson...

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

New needs need new techniques. And the modern artists have found new ways and new...

New needs need new techniques. And the modern artists have found new ways and new...

Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.

Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

We live in an age that is driven by information. Technological breakthroughs... are changing the...

We live in an age that is driven by information. Technological breakthroughs... are changing the...

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of...

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of...

The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects,...

The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects,...

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are...

Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are...

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach...

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach...

Marriage is a long event of perpetual change in which a man and a woman...

Marriage is a long event of perpetual change in which a man and a woman...