I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

Quote by Stefan Bergman

Topics: Funny Quotes, School Quotes

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I...

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I...

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old...

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old...

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults...

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But...

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But...

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull...

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull...

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but...

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but...

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at...

At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at...

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.