I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

Quote by Stefan Bergman

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Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a...

Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a...

A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new...

A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new...

In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute...

In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute...

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

In old age, one should do something monumental.

In old age, one should do something monumental.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...

Swing hard in case you hit it.

Swing hard in case you hit it.

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and...

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and...

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

Dear teacher, putting all the smart people in one group is NOT fair at all,...

Dear teacher, putting all the smart people in one group is NOT fair at all,...