I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

Quote by Stefan Bergman

Topics: Funny Quotes, School Quotes

It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.

It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.

A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.

A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been...

In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Neanderthal age of biology and the convenience of man.

Neanderthal age of biology and the convenience of man.

Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book.

Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book.

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

I like marriage. The idea.

I like marriage. The idea.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.

The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of...

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of...

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over...

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over...

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my...

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my...

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss...

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss...

Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you...

Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you...

School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1...

School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1...