I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

Quote by Stefan Bergman

Topics: Funny Quotes, School Quotes

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck...

Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck...

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...

Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Never fight an inanimate object.

Never fight an inanimate object.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the...

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the...

You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your...

You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your...

Not just in commerce but in the world of ideas too our age is putting...

Not just in commerce but in the world of ideas too our age is putting...

I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.

I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.

Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.

Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.

Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'

Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'

It is not the young people that degenerate; they are not spoiled till those of...

It is not the young people that degenerate; they are not spoiled till those of...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.

I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.