I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

Quote by Stefan Bergman

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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone...

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades,...

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now...

Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now...

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

Never floss with a stranger.

Never floss with a stranger.

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that...

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that...

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What...

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one...

Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one...

When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life...

When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life...

If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying,...

If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying,...

When you graduate from high school, you also graduate from wearing a letterman jacket...forever.

When you graduate from high school, you also graduate from wearing a letterman jacket...forever.

It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.

It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.