I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

Quote by Stefan Bergman

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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is...

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is...

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.

The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.

Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them...

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them...

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Half a truth is better than no politics.

Half a truth is better than no politics.

Old age is a shipwreck.

Old age is a shipwreck.

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.

He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.

He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.

I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of...

I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.

I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.

It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.