I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

Quote by Stefan Bergman

Topics: Funny Quotes, School Quotes

Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about...

Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about...

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few...

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

I dream for a living.

I dream for a living.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

The pyramids themselves, doting with age, have forgotten the names of their founders.

The pyramids themselves, doting with age, have forgotten the names of their founders.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we...

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we...

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

The rest of all the acts of Asa, and all his might, and all that...

The rest of all the acts of Asa, and all his might, and all that...

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

When my enemy is absent from school and I'm just like...'Thats right, b*tch. dont ever...

When my enemy is absent from school and I'm just like...'Thats right, b*tch. dont ever...

There's always that one kid who sharpens his pencil while the teacher is talking.

There's always that one kid who sharpens his pencil while the teacher is talking.