“Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.Quote by Tim VineTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about JokesShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.#Funny, #Inspirational, #Life
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper...#Death, #Funny
