I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

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If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

I had a Shnooky night.

I had a Shnooky night.

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!

Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.