I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the shirt.

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Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

I had a Shnooky night.

I had a Shnooky night.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then...

Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then...

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

You spilled the haterade

You spilled the haterade

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...