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Cabs are here!

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D