By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.
Quote by Artie Lange
Artie Lange Quotes
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a...
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.