I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a...
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...