And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.
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Artie Lange Quotes
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a...
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.