And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.
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Artie Lange Quotes
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a...
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...