It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
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Artie Lange Quotes
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...