It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
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Artie Lange Quotes
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.