It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
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Artie Lange Quotes
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.