Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
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Artie Lange Quotes
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a...
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.