Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
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Artie Lange Quotes
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a...
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am...
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.