Quotes about Artie Lange

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...

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Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...

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Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

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By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...

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Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

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And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....

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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

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Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

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When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...

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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...

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