Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.
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Artie Lange Quotes
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings,...
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy...
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't...
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote....
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now...
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of...
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a...
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you...