Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that…
Quote by Chris Rock
African American Quotes
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...
Ja Rule is not Tupac
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...
A man is only as faithful as his options
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
A man is basically as faithful as his options.
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...
We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.