Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Quote by Chris Rock

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Ja Rule is not Tupac

Ja Rule is not Tupac

A man is only as faithful as his options

A man is only as faithful as his options

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

A man is basically as faithful as his options.

A man is basically as faithful as his options.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.

Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.