Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
Quote by Chris Rock
Chris Rock Quotes
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...
A man is only as faithful as his options
Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...
A man is basically as faithful as his options.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
George Bush hates midgets.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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