You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Quote by Chris Rock
We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...
A man is only as faithful as his options.
There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...
A man is basically as faithful as his options.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
George Bush hates midgets.
Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.