Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

Quote by Chris Rock

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Ja Rule is not Tupac

Ja Rule is not Tupac

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

A man is only as faithful as his options

A man is only as faithful as his options

The ultimate ground of faith and knowledge is confidence in God

The ultimate ground of faith and knowledge is confidence in God

A faithful friend is the medicine of life

A faithful friend is the medicine of life

Let nothing disturb thee, nothing affright thee; all things are passing; God never changeth.

Let nothing disturb thee, nothing affright thee; all things are passing; God never changeth.

Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their acts...

Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their acts...