Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution.

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According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on...

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the...

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the...

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are...

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are...

Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV...

Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV...

The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that...

The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that...

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together....

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together....

President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift...

President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift...

President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks...

President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks...

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff,...

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff,...

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...