Quotes about Jay Leno

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal...

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More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has...

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Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour...

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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, I'd like some fries. The girl at...

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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe...

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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins...

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For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

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Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said...

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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff,...

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