The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this…

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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff,...

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff,...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are...

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are...

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks...

President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks...

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said...

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said...

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve...

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve...

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, I'd like some fries. The girl at...

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, I'd like some fries. The girl at...

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has...

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has...