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If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
Politics is just show business for ugly people.
The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so...
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...
NBC - no body cares.
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The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that...
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
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The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least...
According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on...
President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well...