Quotes by Jay Leno

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

#Funny

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's...

#Funny, #Women

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous...

#Funny, #Government

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...

#Funny, #Stupidity

NBC - no body cares.

#Funny, #Television

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

#Sex

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so...

#Women

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

#Hollywood

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the...

#Friendship

President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift...

#Love

President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well...

#Movies

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on...

#Money