Quotes by Jay Leno

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

#Funny

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

#Funny

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's...

#Funny, #Women

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous...

#Funny, #Government

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...

#Funny, #Stupidity

NBC - no body cares.

#Funny, #Television

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...

#Funny, #Putdowns

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

#Sex

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so...

#Women

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

#Politics

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

#Hollywood

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the...

#Friendship