Quotes about Tommy Cooper

I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and...

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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

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So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside...

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Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the...

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I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

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I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.

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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage...

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you...

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