There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it.

Quote by Patrick Moore

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look...

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look...

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit...

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit...

Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.

Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.

It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel that...

It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel that...

After 12 years, the old butterflies came back. Well, I guess at my age you...

After 12 years, the old butterflies came back. Well, I guess at my age you...

A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool....

A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool....

And almost every one, when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there...

And almost every one, when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there...

By all but the pathologically romantic, it is now recognized that this is not the...

By all but the pathologically romantic, it is now recognized that this is not the...

It's the safety valve of middle life, and the solace of age.

It's the safety valve of middle life, and the solace of age.

It is probable that there is no one thing that it is of eminent importance...

It is probable that there is no one thing that it is of eminent importance...

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from...

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from...

Youth changes its tastes by the warmth of its blood, age retains its tastes by...

Youth changes its tastes by the warmth of its blood, age retains its tastes by...

The great book for you is the book that has the most to say to...

The great book for you is the book that has the most to say to...

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age,...

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age,...

There should not be any trace of dislike or distrust on the score of nationality,...

There should not be any trace of dislike or distrust on the score of nationality,...

The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects,...

The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects,...

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.

The latest refinements of science are linked with the cruelties of the Stone Age.