A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Quote by Doug Larson

Topics: Friendship Quotes, Funny Quotes

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge...

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.

Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...

All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with...

All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with...

The price of greatness is responsibility.

The price of greatness is responsibility.