If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Quote by Doug Larson

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Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.

Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...

In a good marriage each is the others better half.

In a good marriage each is the others better half.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...