Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

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It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...