Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

Quote by Doug Larson

Topics: Teenage Quotes, Thought Quotes

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of...

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other...

Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have a habit of making excuses.

Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have a habit of making excuses.

You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind,...

You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind,...