Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own
Quote by Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how...
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...