Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Quote by Doug Larson

Topics: Food Quotes, Life Quotes

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.

Paradise is open to all kinds of hearts.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what...

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred...

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals...

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know...