Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

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I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.