Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...