In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork
Quote by Wilson Mizner
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Consider ye, and call for the mourning women, that...
Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.