A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Quote by Will Rogers

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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

Government, which does not and did not grant us our rights, must not now seek...

Government, which does not and did not grant us our rights, must not now seek...

Terrorism is in good part an effect of government propaganda; it serves to deflect attention...

Terrorism is in good part an effect of government propaganda; it serves to deflect attention...

The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the...

The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the...