I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

A divorce or relationship breakup can disrupt almost every area of your life, amplifying feelings...

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A divorce or relationship breakup can disrupt almost every area of your life, amplifying feelings...

There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

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There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people...

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I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people...

You can use a divorce as a way to not trust men or not trust...

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You can use a divorce as a way to not trust men or not trust...

To be in love with a woman who scorns you is a problem; to be...

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To be in love with a woman who scorns you is a problem; to be...

I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent...

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The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent...

If you are a single parent, you might consider finding a roommate with children about...

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If you are a single parent, you might consider finding a roommate with children about...

When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced...

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When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced...

Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

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Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

Don't Panic.Organize!

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Don't Panic.Organize!

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

Knowing how to think empowers you far beyond those who know only what to think.

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Knowing how to think empowers you far beyond those who know only what to think.