I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

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You can use a divorce as a way to not trust men or not trust...

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You can use a divorce as a way to not trust men or not trust...

The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent...

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The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent...

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

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There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

A divorce or relationship breakup can disrupt almost every area of your life, amplifying feelings...

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A divorce or relationship breakup can disrupt almost every area of your life, amplifying feelings...

To be in love with a woman who scorns you is a problem; to be...

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To be in love with a woman who scorns you is a problem; to be...

When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced...

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When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced...

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people...

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I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people...

If you are a single parent, you might consider finding a roommate with children about...

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If you are a single parent, you might consider finding a roommate with children about...

I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

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I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.

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I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.