When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Picture Quote by Cathy Guisewite

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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People can lie with their words. But not with their eyes

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People can lie with their words. But not with their eyes

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new...

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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new...

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

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Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

The beauty of a heart of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,...

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The beauty of a heart of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,...

Anyone can catch your eyes but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

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Anyone can catch your eyes but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

My eyes are my favourite part of me - not for how they look, but...

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My eyes are my favourite part of me - not for how they look, but...

Open your eyes an see the beauty

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Open your eyes an see the beauty

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

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A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

If you're good at something Never Do it for free

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If you're good at something Never Do it for free

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....