When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Picture Quote by Cathy Guisewite

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new...

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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new...

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

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Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

My eyes are my favourite part of me - not for how they look, but...

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My eyes are my favourite part of me - not for how they look, but...

Open your eyes an see the beauty

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Open your eyes an see the beauty

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

People can lie with their words. But not with their eyes

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People can lie with their words. But not with their eyes

Anyone can catch your eyes but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

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Anyone can catch your eyes but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

The beauty of a heart of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,...

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The beauty of a heart of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

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It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

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I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...