When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Picture Quote by Cathy Guisewite

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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People can lie with their words. But not with their eyes

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People can lie with their words. But not with their eyes

Anyone can catch your eyes but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

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Anyone can catch your eyes but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

The beauty of a heart of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,...

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The beauty of a heart of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,...

My eyes are my favourite part of me - not for how they look, but...

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My eyes are my favourite part of me - not for how they look, but...

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new...

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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new...

Open your eyes an see the beauty

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Open your eyes an see the beauty

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

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Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...