Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

Picture Quote by Garfield

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

When life puts you in tough situations, don't say why me? Just say try me!

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When life puts you in tough situations, don't say why me? Just say try me!

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

You are far too smart to be the only thing standing in your way.

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You are far too smart to be the only thing standing in your way.

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

A big bear hug for you.

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A big bear hug for you.

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

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Genius is one percent inspiration, two percent perspiration, and ninety seven percent Tesla

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell them 'Actually, I have...

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The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell them 'Actually, I have...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when...

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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when...