Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

Picture Quote by Garfield

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

When life puts you in tough situations, don't say why me? Just say try me!

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When life puts you in tough situations, don't say why me? Just say try me!

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

You are far too smart to be the only thing standing in your way.

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You are far too smart to be the only thing standing in your way.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get...

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How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

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I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

Everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...