Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

When life puts you in tough situations, don't say why me? Just say try me!

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When life puts you in tough situations, don't say why me? Just say try me!

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

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Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

I hear it's offensive to say Merry Christmas? Well it it bothers you then... Merry...

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I hear it's offensive to say Merry Christmas? Well it it bothers you then... Merry...

This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

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This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree; the presence of a happy family...

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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree; the presence of a happy family...

Wishing you Magic this Christmas

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Wishing you Magic this Christmas

Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

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Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

Christmas is in your heart, not under the tree

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Christmas is in your heart, not under the tree

Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

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Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

Santa won't you bring me the one I really need Won't you please bring me...

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Santa won't you bring me the one I really need Won't you please bring me...

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

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May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

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Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

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The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

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My idea of a perfect Christmas is to spend it with you.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

Hope your holidays are filled with love!

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Hope your holidays are filled with love!

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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